2008-01-25

Hau to enter the klab?

Diar kärnöl misses and misters!

It’s aua griit plescha tu welkom kalling Hank Liebel in aua left seit engular round tebl klab of kärnöl, witsch is existing in a non tschastifiketing wreiting daunform eniwais since 1999 and uschali miit in paplik pleses leik the holi fems of the kafe platzl.

Hank Lieble left his homtaun Villach in 1973 to invistiget the tratischonal britisch benthamschen empeia ol over the world. Vor example Sauth Afrika, Iran, Nigeria, Kasachstan, Tschörmanie and so on. Nau he wos kammin hom vor a schort time. In a wiik auha - we hed a smol tolk on the seid of a bar and Hank Liebel haf hed hört mei spoken Inglisch, witsch he immidetly identifeit as an tipikal teribli lavendel wally slang – he prommist to gif kärnöl a first lesson in apper klas inglisch. Nirbei he wut tell as sam stories abaut the grit weid world on the ather seit of the nerro borders of Carinthia.

Olso prinz tschars, neither his mather, quiin Elizabeth, wuld tolk with a full mauth - so tolt mi Hank Liebel - I wont to inweit ju, aua honorestet kärnöl bulikum, to entscheu aua tipikal britisch lantsch - with kornet biif, oretsch marmelad, fisch sprid, yello tschiis, feinest thin batter ant list bat not last delikät tost – ant to tek quetschions with a fully mauth tu Hank Liebel. Pliis törn this okkaschon to ätwantitsch ant ask him, hau he wos entering the klub enywer.

With en tipikel non tretischonäl Benthamschen wörd, i wont finisch mei kärnöl spiitsch:
„Tscharls sev aua kärnöl! “
and in the neim of kärnöl, i wisch ju a guut ivning with Hank Liebel!